Mr. Inappropriate is a not just a unique and hilarious online shop.

It's a little break from everyday crap.

A fun and funny community with kindness and no judgement.

A moment to giggle and realise that it's not that bad.

ww.mrinappropriate.co.uk

The small Facebook group is like many others in that it's full of silly memes, but many start a fun and light-hearted little conversation between (virtual) friends.

I closely guard the group against any trolling or meanness.

The email community offers weekly true, hilarious and usually embarrassing stories about me (and sometimes group members). Among many other things, you'll find out why shat in my shoe in Aldi car park, why I accidentally farted in an old woman’s face in Currys and how to wash your balls in the sink at work.

I will never post these stories online anywhere as they’re too personal and sensitive.

You'll be invited to reply to my emails with the promise the I personally reply to all emails I receive, often leading to conversations about happy things, sad things, and all sorts in-between.

Plus I run a number of giveaways each month which builds excitement and engagement within the community, see examples here:

- www.mrinappropriate.co.uk/mug-giveaway-1
- www.mrinappropriate.co.uk/birthdaykit

Examples of quotes I've received recently via email:

- Susanne M: Dan don't change anything you don't know how much you have helped me, on my worse days I just have to read your stories and laugh till I pee myself or spit water all over some random stranger then having one of the best nights of my life Mmmmmm please just keep doing what your doing don't change.

- Lee N: Bring on more inappropriateness, it's what makes the world bearable when everyone around you is stuck up their own arses and only showing the shiny Instagram worthy bits. Yeah shit happens, celebrate it! It's what makes us human, KEEP BEING YOU AND INAPPROPRIATE!!

- Rachael S: I think you are doing a brilliant job, Dan. Your site gives me a lot of giggles and inspiration to buy something to make someone else smile. I shall place an order next week. Aged 54 but acts like a 10 year old and flatly refuses to grow the hell up.